You rascal, stop right there!

Chapter 261 Extra Interview Theater (8)

They finally got married, and the author shed tears like an old mother.

Friends who are familiar with the book should know that it is time for our climax extra interview session.

In order to keep up with the times, this interview with the protagonist will be recorded in its entirety and sent to the other characters in the book.

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Lights! Camera! Reflectors and microphones, follow the old rules!

Question 1: (Individual interview with Bai Wan)

Author: (Tidying up clothes) I am so relieved that I finally got you married! How does it feel to be newlywed?

Bai Wan: (hurriedly coming forward) Stop it! We are two men, there is no such thing as marriage. We are both husbands and wives, there is no distinction between wife and wife, husband and wife! (squinting) You old antique!

Author: (coughs slightly) That makes sense! So how is your married life going?

Bai Wan: (his face turns red for the first time) That's it! What's there to ask?

Author: (Fainting) If you don’t cooperate, the story won’t be able to continue!

Bai Wan: (pulling out a piece of paper) It contains all the arrangements for our wedding, from how much the candles cost to how many days it will take to prepare the wedding dress, and so on.

Author: (Want to cry but no tears) Even if you give me this, I can’t possibly help you reimburse it!

Bai Wan: (smiles evilly) Happiness is something that cannot be flaunted casually. As the saying goes, contentment brings happiness and we should cherish the present moment. That’s all I can say!

Author: (with a curious heart) How was your wedding night?

Bai Wan: (face suddenly changes) Hey, everyone has some secrets. (slips away) I won’t tell you! I won’t tell you!

Author: (Angry) Stop right there!!!

He turned his head and told the cameraman: Cut this part out, otherwise, as an author, I will lose face if I am controlled by the protagonist!

Question 2: (Individual interview with Ling Shumo)

Author: (A very experienced fake smile) I can’t control him, so I feel more comfortable interviewing you, the male protagonist.

Ling Shumo: (Took a long time to turn away from Bai Wan’s back and nodded lightly) So what do you want to ask?

Author: (Solemnly) From knowing each other to getting married, it must not be easy! How do you feel when you get married?

Ling Shumo: (Long silence) It’s unreal, but unforgettable.

Author: (Suddenly struck by this affectionate look) This is very Ling Shumo...

Ling Shumo: (seemingly recalling) Now that I think about it, there were some things that I didn’t do well enough on the wedding day. For example, I didn’t get Ah Bai’s favorite tofu and chicken noodles, and the pillow should have been scented with medicine so that he would sleep better... For example, the ointment seemed...

Author: (wiping sweat helplessly) It's in the past, don't think about it anymore. Our next question is, what did you and Ling Han say to make him agree to your marriage?

Ling Shumo: (coughed a few times) It’s not convenient to say.

Author: (Somewhat speechless) I am the author! What can you do about it?

Ling Shumo: (Takes a sip of tea and puts it down) I suddenly remembered something important, so let’s end the interview here…

Author: (Surprised) Hey! Why are you leaving too? It’s okay for Bai Wan, but you don’t listen to me either.

Sure enough, the closer you are to the red, the more red you are! The protagonist is married, and the author is an empty-nester...

woo woo woo...

Cameraman, you are not allowed to take pictures!

Question 3: (Emotional)

Because the author was dragged away crying, the camera and lighting staff used many NPCs to pull the two protagonists over for a two-person interview.

Bai Wan and Ling Shumo looked confused as they held the interview scripts made up by the lights and cameras and asked each other.

Bai Wan: (with great resentment) Question to Ling Shumo, if you had not met Bai Wan, which female character in the book would you choose as your wife?

(Gnashing his teeth) You are so bold as to ask Zichen such a question!

Ling Shumo: (Gentle as water) These female characters are all good, but you are the only one destined for me.

Bai Wan: (eyes wandering) Good answer, don't answer it again. If anyone asks this kind of question again, I will tear his mouth apart!

A lighting technician trembled all over and his legs shook.

Ling Shumo: (smiles faintly) Ask Bai Wan, what should your ideal partner be like? (listens attentively)

Bai Wan: (without hesitation) You.

The bones of the people around them suddenly collapsed.

Bai Wan: (Quickly flipping to the next question) Have you ever had an argument or a disagreement? (Putting his chin on his hand) It seems not.

Ling Shumo: (frown) Fifty-one years ago, when you were seven years old, you and I had an argument because you used a toad to scare me.

In the fifty-two years since Da Ying, when you were eight years old, we had a quarrel because you didn’t want me to eat white sugar cake.

Winning big for fifty-three years...

Bai Wan: (his forehead is getting darker and darker) Stop it, stop it! Zichen, how come you remember everything? ? Does that count?

Ling Shumo: (talking to himself) I remember everything about you from childhood to adulthood.

Bai Wan: (eager to try) How about we have a fight next time and see who wins?

Ling Shumo: (Turning to the next question tenderly and helplessly) Ideal... (Blushing) I won’t ask this question anymore, next one!

Bai Wan: (snatches the question) Zichen, why are you hiding it? Let me see what you are asking?

(Serious) How often do you have sex? How did you feel on your wedding night? Did Bai Wan ever think about counterattacking?

Ling Shumo: (Turning her head shyly) I told you not to ask anymore...

Bai Wan: (furious) Who asked this question? It's against the rules! It's just one question, but there are three sub-questions. Buy one get two free? We are at a huge disadvantage!

The staff who wrote down these questions looked at each other in bewilderment.

Is this the point?

So?

Bai Wan: (with a sinister smile) You want to know, right? Go ask the author!

All of a sudden.

A man whispered in Ling Shumo's ear: "I will only tell you the answers to these three questions."

"Let me tell you, the ideal ..."

All staff members listened carefully.

Then, nothing was heard.

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