Time Travel Article: Tool Man Rejects Plot

Chapter 350 Universal Formula

While eating, Qi Yuanchao mentioned the teaching that had just happened at the door.

Gu Mingyue was a little surprised and asked, "You guys went to see it too?"

Qi Yuanchao explained, "Zhao Ying thought that the Ning family was picking on you, so she decided to go and help you, but she didn't expect to learn a lesson at the same time."

Gu Mingyue was moved and said frankly, "In front of you who have experienced many battles, my skills are just a show of skill. My original intention was to take this opportunity to deal with Li Dong and the others."

"I think it's very useful." Qi Yuanchao looked at Zhao Ying and said, "I was afraid that she would be bullied before, so every time I was on vacation at home, I would take her with me whenever I exercised. But she usually worked out for three days and rested for two days, which gave me a headache. Now I think I used the wrong method. She has no foundation at all. Even if she practices every day, she won't be able to achieve success overnight. So my method is a bit premature. Your method is faster and more practical."

Gu Mingyue frowned slightly. "Has anyone in the family compound bullied you?"

Zhao Ying said sadly, "Here we are, not here. I went to his army before, but we didn't get along very well."

"Are you taking action?"

Zhao Ying quickly shook her head. "No, we just had a few arguments, but..."

Qi Yuanchao took over her words and said, "She is shy, how could she possibly be a match for those old women? She could only say 'you are going too far' and get so angry that she would hide in bed and cry in the middle of the night. If I hadn't come back early, she wouldn't have known. But I can't do anything to women, I can only deal with their men, but that's only a temporary solution."

It can be seen that he is really worried about his wife, and his words are full of sadness.

Gu Mingyue thought for a moment and said, "It's okay. I'll teach you a universal formula for quarreling."

The couple looked over expectantly at the same time.

"It's very simple. There are only three sentences. The first sentence is that if someone is sarcastic, for example, you are so young and you have become the wife of a colonel, it's really amazing."

Upon hearing what Gu Mingyue said, the couple's eyes lit up even more. Zhao Ying rarely showed an indignant look and said, "That's it. People always say this to my face, and every time they talk in a normal chat tone, it makes me feel embarrassed every time."

"Next time someone says this, just reply to her like this, 'Take your time, you can do it too.' Remember, you must show sympathy and a caring look. Come on, try it."

Zhao Ying began to demonstrate nervously. She was uncomfortable at first, but with Gu Mingyue's praise, her self-confidence exploded and her smile became brighter.

Noticing that Qi Yuanchao was also mumbling to himself, he probably encountered a lot of such doubts, so he said, "You try it too. No, you two should practice it."

As the two of them gradually got into the mood, Gu Mingyue continued, "If you encounter malicious insults, such as, you are a mother, but you dress up so beautifully, are you trying to seduce someone while your man is not at home? Many times, they will follow up with, oh, sorry, I was just kidding..."

Zhao Ying nodded desperately.

"The universal formula is 'You are so... so...' For example, you are so ugly but you are still alive? You are so short but you are still confident? You are so arrogant but you are still not beaten to death? Finally, you use the same method to treat others, and you must add a sentence "I am joking, don't take it seriously". Just imagine, if it were you, would you be angry?"

Zhao Ying immediately replied, "I am angry. Very angry."

Qi Yuanchao asked excitedly, "What else?"

Gu Mingyue went on to analyze, "Generally at this point, it will escalate to personal attacks, and the other party may even curse you. Let's not put ourselves in danger. The other party is glass and you are porcelain. It's not worth it to break them. You should stand there calmly, look at the other party calmly, and say to her with a compassionate expression, 'No wonder others say that about you... I didn't believe it before... Now I really... Tsk tsk...' You should deliberately pause to give the other party room for imagination. Not only will she be mad, but she will also keep suspecting who said bad things about her. It won't be long before the gossiping group will collapse internally."

Qi Yuanchao clapped his hands and praised loudly, "Excellent! This is a counter-espionage plan."

"It's not that advanced, just some life experience. But don't be happy too soon. It's easy to practice now, but I'm afraid that when I really encounter a situation, the imagination is beautiful, but the reality is very skinny. Before I can say a few words, you will burst into tears..."

Zhao Ying said embarrassedly, "Mingyue, how do you know I'm like this? I feel ashamed too, but I can't control myself every time."

"It's normal. People with soft hearts will do this. There's nothing shameful about it, but you may suffer more injustice. In this case, you just have to memorize three words - 'What else?' 'What's the matter?' And the last one, if you can't win an argument with the other party, remember to hold your breath and don't let others see your weakness. Then stand there calmly and with disdain. No matter how badly the other party scolds you, you just say 'You are right' and ignore her. No matter what she says, you have to say this sentence nonchalantly. Believe me, the other party will be furious."

Zhao Ying looked so serious that she almost took out a notebook to write it down. "From today on, I will recite it every day."

Gu Mingyue encouraged, "All of this is my experience gained from actual combat. It is very useful. You can practice in front of a mirror when you have nothing to do. This will form a conditioned reflex. When you encounter something in the future, your brain will automatically respond. Come on, you can do it. Look, Kang Kang is smiling. He is definitely optimistic about you."

Seeing her son's smiling face, Zhao Ying, a strong mother, clenched her fists and said excitedly, "For Kang Kang, I can do it. From now on, no one can bully us."

Qi Yuanchao felt a little guilty and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't take good care of you."

Zhao Ying comforted her softly, "How could that be? Because of you, we can feel at ease at home. Besides, I am just taking precautions, not really quarreling with anyone, so don't worry."

Gu Mingyue helped to explain, "It never hurts to learn more. Look, I just taught my nieces some self-defense skills. I hope they never need to use them in their lifetime, but if they do, at least they'll be prepared."

"Yes, yes, that's what I mean." Zhao Ying quickly changed the subject. "Okay, okay, let's stop chatting. The food is getting cold."

Qi Yuanchao held his wife's hand tenderly, and everything was said without words.

He greeted him gratefully, "Comrade Gu, please forgive me for my poor hospitality. Come and try my cooking. I heard that you like braised pork. I think I am good at it. Please try it."

Gu Mingyue didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Why do I feel like the whole world knows that I love to eat meat..."

The meal was very enjoyable. When leaving, Zhao Ying asked reluctantly, "Can I write to you?"

"Of course." Gu Mingyue said sincerely, "Take good care of yourself and call me anytime if you have any problems."

"it is good!"