Chapter 265 Reporting to the teacher, my name is Ki Woo-ho!
Chapter 265 Reporting to the teacher, my name is Ki Woo-ho!
Ye Fan: "..."
It's alright. Although it hurts, I'm still relatively rational and haven't completely broken down.
However, there's no going back in life.
This was exactly the effect Ye Fan wanted—as his best friend of four years in his previous life, he knew Li Yifeng's stubbornness all too well.
Advice was useless, so after he entered Nanjing University and met his good friend from his previous life again, he deliberately used the stock account as bait, hoping that he would step on this landmine thoroughly in advance and learn a lesson.
Today's lesson was on microeconomics.
He thought it was Old Yan from last time, but it wasn't.
Lao Yan is an expert in economic theory.
Today's class is a new lesson, the first one since the start of the semester.
Ye Fan and Li Yifeng, these two unfortunate brothers, were sitting in the back row and naturally weren't listening to the lecture. One was daydreaming about business strategies, while the other was sighing over the candlestick chart on his phone.
About half a class period had passed.
"Okay, about this question..." The female teacher on the podium pushed up her glasses, her gaze sweeping across the classroom like a searchlight, finally locking onto the back row. "Please, the second male student from the left in the last row, answer this question."
Whoosh! All eyes in the classroom instantly focused on them!
Ye Fan was looking down at the news on his phone when he heard this and was stunned. He looked up and looked around—Holy crap, this is talking about me!
He put down his phone, slowly stood up, his eyes blank.
Who knows what question the teacher just asked? What the hell am I supposed to answer?!
Xian Zuling, standing beside him, turned pale with anxiety. Her fingers unconsciously twisted the pages of the book, and her lips moved slightly as if she wanted to whisper a reminder, but she didn't dare to.
Needless to say, Li Yifeng had no idea at all. On the contrary, Shi Kai whispered the answer to Ye Fan.
Ye Fan was completely confused and couldn't hear what he was saying at all. He only vaguely heard something about US dollars, but he had no clue what was going on.
Seeing that he remained silent, the teacher frowned even more, her voice revealing displeasure: "This student? The rest of you, please be quiet!"
The spirit offering the sacrifice sat up straight in fright and dared not speak again.
Ye Fan looked around and said, "Um... teacher, I don't know the answer to this question!"
"Pfft—Hahaha!"
After a brief silence, the classroom erupted in uncontrollable laughter!
No one really thought this top scorer in the college entrance exam didn't know the answer; everyone knew perfectly well that the class monitor hadn't been paying attention in class and didn't know what questions the teacher was asking.
The teacher was so angry she laughed, her gaze sharp behind her glasses: "You don't know? You can't even answer such a basic question? Come on, what's your name?"
She picked up the roster from the podium.
Ye Fan's eyes darted around, and in a flash, a "brilliant" idea popped into his head!
He straightened his back and said in a loud voice, "Reporting to the teacher, my name is Ji Yuhao!"
He silently prayed: "Little Ji, I won't use your name for nothing, I'll pay you the copyright fee later!"
"Pfft..."
This time the laughter was even more intense, with many people laughing so hard they collapsed onto the table.
Li Yifeng and Shi Kai were shaking their shoulders violently, their faces turning red from holding their breath.
The teacher obviously didn't notice anything amiss with the name. He looked down and carefully searched the roster, found the name "Ji Yuhao," then circled it heavily in red pen and wrote some kind of note next to it.
Su Luming turned around in surprise. In her memory, Ye Fan didn't seem capable of doing such a thing!
The teacher looked up, surveyed the classroom, and began his classic lecture: "Dear students, university is not a paradise of liberation! This is the starting point for climbing new peaks of knowledge! I hope everyone can respect knowledge and respect the classroom, instead of acting like this student, Ji Yuhao."
She emphasized his name, her gaze sweeping over Ye Fan like a knife: "All you do is stare at your phone and giggle like an idiot. You can't even answer questions about the three main currencies circulating in human economic society. You don't even recognize money. How are you going to make money in the future?"
"Hahaha!" The classroom erupted in laughter again.
"Damn it!" Ye Fan rolled his eyes inwardly. Who the hell would have thought that you, old man, would ask such a simple question?
As for how to make money?
Hmm... does having dozens of small financial goals on my person count as making a profit?
It seems like it's both counted and not counted, since it was earned through the World Cup, not through starting a business. But now he has several promising companies, plus an upcoming stock plan that's guaranteed to make money... For a reborn person, making money really seems like "anything goes"? But he can't say that to his teacher.
Although he didn't want his brothers to play the stock market, mainly because he was afraid they would lose control and end up losing more and more money, he was different since he had been reborn. He knew the stock market inside and out and could control it himself.
If you know which stocks will surge in the future and when, wouldn't it be a waste not to take a chance?
He was too lazy to argue and stood there quietly as a negative example.
"Sit down!" After reprimanding him, the teacher didn't make things difficult for him anymore.
Ye Fan smiled slightly at the teacher and then sat down.
Li Yifeng, who was standing nearby, immediately leaned over, lowered his voice, and said with a lewd grin, "Old Ye, confess! Were you secretly watching porn just now? You seemed so engrossed!"
Ye Fan turned his head and gave him an extremely "innocent" yet cheeky smile: "Indeed, I was just watching Animal World."
Li Yifeng froze for a second, then reacted: "Holy crap! You're really shameless!"
In the following lessons, Ye Fan undoubtedly became the teacher's "special focus".
Whenever his gaze wandered even slightly, or his fingers reached for his phone, that cold, sharp gaze would follow him like a shadow.
Ye Fan was unusually well-behaved for the entire class, only letting out a sigh of relief when the bell rang.
As soon as get out of class ended, he was the first to rush out of the classroom.
Li Yifeng nudged Shi Kai beside him, a lewd and confident look on his face: "See that? Running faster than a dog chasing a rabbit! It must be that poisoned soy milk from the cafeteria this morning taking effect, his anus is in danger!"
Shi Kai looked on with a sorrowful expression: "Alas! Young man, you do not know the value of... the enemy's ships and towers have been reduced to ashes! Take care of your health, Your Majesty."
His tone was full of the "vicissitudes" of someone who had been through it all.
Ye Fan was indeed anxious at this moment. The soy milk from the cafeteria that morning, which was known as "the best in Jinling", was as powerful as a biological weapon and was now fiercely attacking his sphincter defenses.
He sprinted at top speed to the nearest restroom, completing a thrilling "flood prevention and rescue" operation.
After resolving his physiological crisis, Ye Fan stopped by a supermarket on his way back to his dorm.
When they came out, they had a hard box with a lotus flower design in their hand.
Back in the dorm, without even looking at it, he precisely tossed the pack of cigarettes into the arms of Ki Woo-ho, who was wearing headphones and engrossed in a game.
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