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Chapter 604 The author's cannon fodder in the book 40

604, the author's cannon fodder in the book 40

Zhang Wen and Liu Xiuxiu felt somewhat amused when seeing this and wanted to verify whether Zhang Zhi was really so unlucky.

The two men deliberately went to find a pile of shit, wrapped the shit ball with Yin energy, and threw the shit at Zhang Zhi's feet.

Then Zhang Zhi was really unlucky. They threw the shit so casually that Zhang Zhi would definitely step on it with her next step. She was always right.

Zhang Zhi was so angry that she kept shouting, "Who? Who is throwing shit again?"

The two of them threw it for a while, and after satisfying their curiosity, they stopped.

The remaining shit all poured onto Zhang Zhi's head.

Zhang Zhi stepped on a banana peel ball of shit out of nowhere, and was shocked and frightened. Then the shit covered her head and face, and she couldn't help but scream.

"Ah, why is it raining all of a sudden?"

The two servants who were supporting her were startled, as the stench of feces from Zhang Zhi's head rushed into their nostrils.

Then he vomited directly, "Ugh, ugh, ugh—"

The servant exclaimed in his heart:

'Oh my God, this is not raining, this is clearly shit falling from the sky.

It's so stinking. Ugh, ugh, ugh—'

Zhang Zhi also rolled her eyes because of the stench of shit on her face.

She smelled something in her nostrils, something stinky, like shit. What on earth was this?

She couldn't help but wipe it with her hand, put it close to her nose and smelled it, and was immediately vomited like a servant by the stench of shit.

"Ugh, ugh, ugh——Who, who threw shit on my head?"

Zhang Wen and Liu Xiuxiu laughed so hard at the sight and breathed a sigh of relief.

The two servants who were supporting Zhang Zhi let go of their hands, bent over and vomited.

The servant ghost was still throwing banana peels at Zhang Zhi's feet.

Without even looking at it, Zhang Zhi stepped on a banana peel thrown by the servant ghost and fell flat on his butt.

With a bang, he fell to the ground.

Zhang Zhi supported himself on the ground with his hands and instructed his servants, "Hurry up and help me up."

No, why does the touch under my hand feel so sticky?

Zhang Zhi looked down and found that she had fallen on the pile of shit, and her hands were full of shit.

Finally, Zhang Zhi's eyes went dark. He didn't know whether it was because of the stench of shit or because of his bad luck, but he fainted.

Before she fainted, Zhang Zhi's mind was full of,

"I hate shit. I'm going to catch whoever threw it and give him a good beating."

The two servants were surprised.

"What did they hear? Concubine Zhang actually dared to think of catching a ghost and beating him up."

When they saw Zhang Zhi lying on a pile of shit, they were so frightened that they knelt down immediately.

It was concubine Zhang who shouted about fighting the ghost, not them.

Don't blame them, they are afraid of ghosts.

The two of them shouted for mercy to the air around them.

"I don't know which ghost fairy passed by here. We are wrong. We dare not offend the ghost fairy."

Zhang Wen was so happy that she almost fell to the ground with laughter, and Liu Xiuxiu quickly supported her.

Zhang Wen, "Zhang Zhi is so funny. Hahaha——"

Liu Xiuxiu couldn't help laughing and yelled, "Mom, Zhang Zhi is so miserable. Hahahaha——"

Zhang Wen couldn't help but ask the ghost servant, "You have been in the Duke's Mansion. Why has Zhang Zhi always been so unlucky?"

The servant ghost had already discovered Zhang Zhi’s matter, “That’s right.

Not only Zhang Zhi, but also Liu Guogong and Liu Shuling, this family of three is so unlucky. "

He didn't do anything last night. He just walked around Duke Liu's mansion and observed it.

It was discovered that the family of three of Liu Guogong, Zhang Zhi and Liu Shuling were more unlucky than the other.

The concubine who had just entered the mansion and her two sons were indeed fine.

The servant ghost did not hide the situation of these people in Duke Liu's mansion and told Zhang Wen.

After hearing this, Liu Xiuxiu guessed that the misfortune of Duke Liu, Zhang Zhi and Liu Shuling was most likely done by the person she commissioned.

She originally didn't know about the concubine's mother and son, so the man might not have attacked the three people from the concubine, and thus let the mother and son go.

Liu Xiuxiu secretly told Zhang Wen her idea.

Zhang Wen thought the same thing and couldn't help but remind Liu Xiuxiu's servant ghost.

"It seems that we must obey the words of the person who brought us up here. Don't leave Duke Liu's mansion casually and don't anger her."

Zhang Wen felt a little regretful. She had originally wanted to visit the house of someone she knew.

But I didn't dare to cause trouble for that person, so I had to give up the idea.

Liu Xiuxiu hadn't thought about what to do in the first place, she didn't even want to come to the Duke's Mansion.

The servant ghost originally wanted to go out for a walk, but now he has completely given up the idea.

Liu Xiuxiu and the servant ghost said, "Got it."

Jin Xiuxiu saw this scene in the Prime Minister's Mansion. She was not afraid of the three ghosts causing trouble. The little white dog of the Wheel of Time was following.

The two servants knelt on the ground and shouted for a while, and found that everything was quiet around them. They thought that the ghost might have let them go or had left.

The two men looked at Zhang Zhi lying in the pile of shit with disgust in their eyes.

How unlucky they were to follow Concubine Zhang. This time they had to find someone to carry her back.

One of the two servants stayed behind while the other ran to call for a sedan chair to carry the person.

Several servants carrying the sedan chair came over and saw Zhang Zhi lying on the ground.

“…….

Concubine Zhang, really, if your legs are not in good condition, you should stop running around.

This person is really rude, he just lay in the shit, and they still have to fish him out of the shit."

The servants who were carrying the sedan chair looked at each other, and none of them wanted to step forward and lend a hand to Zhang Zhi, for fear of getting dirty.

Finally, they all looked at the two servants who had called them.

"Why don't you help him up quickly? You are the ones who are serving him closely, are you asking us to do it?

Why don't you help him onto the sedan chair?"

The two servants: “…” What bad luck.

The two men reluctantly stepped forward to help Zhang Zhi up and put him on the sedan chair.

The people carrying the sedan saw that the two people were indeed covered in shit. They were glad that they didn't have to do it themselves, otherwise they would be the ones covered in shit.

Then he saw that Zhang Zhi's feces were stained on the sedan chair. He angrily accused her.

"How could you be so careless? This sedan is covered in shit. We have to clean it up when we get back."

The two servants were furious. "You guys have the guts to scold Concubine Zhang. It's not us who are lying in the shit."

When the concubine heard that Zhang Zhi had fainted on the shit pile and called for a sedan chair to carry her away, she was so happy that she couldn't help but run over to watch the fun.

Seeing that Zhang Zhi was lying on the sedan chair instead of in the pile of shit, he felt a little regretful that he had arrived too late.

But seeing that Zhang Xiaoqie was covered in shit from head to toe, he said happily.

"Oh, Concubine Zhang took a shit, rolled around in it and got tired, so she fell asleep in her shit?"

Zhang Zhi was helped up and put on the sedan chair, and was awakened by the tossing and turning.

As soon as she woke up, she heard the mistress say this to her, and she cursed as soon as she opened her eyes.

"You're the one who took the shit. Did you let someone do that to me?"

The concubine looked innocent. What did it have to do with her? She was just passing by to see Zhang Xiaoqi's joke.

"Little Concubine Zhang, I don't have the guts to let you lie in a pile of shit. You are wrongly accusing me."