Quick Wear Koi

Chapter 232: Cannon Fodder Who Was Confiscated and Exiled at the Beginning 7

232, the cannon fodder who was confiscated and exiled at the beginning 7

Cheap Mother glanced at the little white dumpling and asked, "Have you really eaten this little white dumpling?"

The little white dumpling nodded his chubby little head, "Awoo~Awoo~, Master Xiu'er, Kongkong was left in Kyoto by you and didn't come back to cook, so I ate the leftovers today."

Bian Niang said in surprise, "Little White Dumpling can understand me? He is really smart.

Since you have already eaten, I won’t leave any for you.”

The little white dumpling nodded his chubby head towards his cheap mother.

Cheap mother touched the little white ball's head and said, "How smart."

Little White Dumpling, "Awoo~Awoo~, it's not a big deal to understand what the bipeds are saying."

Jin Xiuxiu looked at the little white dumpling and said, "You dislike leftovers? Then drink wild vegetable chicken soup today.

Also, who are you talking about as a two-legged beast? "

The little white dumpling tilted his fat little head and said, "I'd rather eat the leftovers.

If not two-legged beasts, what about two-legged fish? "

Jin Xiuxiu, “…………”

Call her a fish, and she can't refute it.

……

When the emperor woke up in the morning, he found himself lying in an empty bedroom.

I was so angry that my whole body was shaking and I started to panic.

Who did it? Where did the thief come from?

If this was going to take my life, I would have been dead by now.

Good-for-nothings! These guards are all good-for-nothings!

My bedroom was completely stolen by thieves, and I have been lying underground ever since, and no one has found me until now!

The emperor shouted, "Someone come! Someone come quickly!"

The eunuchs who were guarding there were sweating profusely and didn't want to step forward.

The emperor has a violent temper. Anyone who dares to step forward and offend him may be ordered to be executed by the emperor.

Even though my life is in tatters, I don't want to die like this.

The chief eunuch pointed at a young eunuch and said shrilly, "You go."

The young eunuch had a look on his face that said I'm going to die, and walked in slowly.

"See the Emperor."

The emperor shouted, "Why are you here just now? How dare you neglect me? Someone come!"

The chief eunuch came in trembling, "Your Majesty, I originally asked for sick leave today.

But when he heard that something had happened to the emperor, he was extremely worried and rushed over immediately.

Now that I see that the emperor is safe, I can finally put my mind at ease."

The emperor heard this and said, "These people don't take me seriously, but you do.

This little eunuch dared to neglect me, drag him down and beat him to death!"

The chief eunuch bowed and said, "Yes," without raising his eyelids.

He stood up, called two people in, and took the young eunuch away.

The sound of a board was heard outside, and a moment later, the young eunuch died and was carried away.

The emperor farted loudly like a firecracker, and a lot of the anger in his heart was also released with the fart.

The chief eunuch remained calm when he heard the emperor let out a fart as loud as a firecracker.

He didn't dare to offend the emperor, in case he reminded the angry emperor.

What if the emperor thinks he has been made a fool of himself and has him beaten to death with a stick?

It is a blessing to be able to hear the emperor's dragon fart.

"Your Majesty, I have sent someone to get the court robes.

The thief has just stolen something, Your Majesty, please wait a moment."

The emperor let out another loud fart, as loud as a firecracker, without noticing anything was wrong.

"Besides my bedroom, where else did the thief steal?"

Chief Eunuch, "We have news from the Imperial Kitchen that it was robbed by thieves. Fortunately, we have fresh fruits and vegetables delivered that day.

The warehouse of the Ministry of Internal Affairs was also looted by thieves, so the goods will be distributed later.

If you need something, you have to go outside the palace to get it.

............"

……

The emperor put on his court robes and finally went to court.

Seeing the empty hall, his brows furrowed.

"Where is my dragon throne?"

The chief eunuch said, "It disappeared early in the morning and was taken away by thieves.

The Ministry of Internal Affairs has sent a spare chair."

The chief eunuch said this and had someone bring an ordinary chair and put it in the place of the dragon throne.

The emperor looked at the ordinary chair and frowned, feeling that it undermined his dignity.

He farted loudly like a firecracker, sat down and nodded.

The chief eunuch said, "Your Majesty, please come to court!"

The court officials standing below quickly knelt down to pay their respects to the emperor.

As for the sound of someone farting like a firecracker just now, it was probably an illusion.

Who would dare to fart so loudly in front of the emperor?

Even if you want to fart, you have to hold it in and release it slowly without anyone hearing it.

He behaved improperly in front of the emperor, was punished by him, and lost his official position, which was not worth it.

"Your Highness, long live the emperor, long live the emperor, long, long live the emperor!"

The emperor raised his hand and let out a fart as loud as a firecracker, "Stand up!"

The court officials said, "Thank you, Your Majesty!"

? I seemed to hear a fart like a firecracker just now. I must be dreaming.

The emperor looked at the courtiers, frowned and asked, "Why didn't the prince come?"

The chief eunuch said, "Your Majesty, the prince is ill."

Your Majesty, "What's the disease?"

Chief Eunuch, "Stomach upset."

According to the person who brought the message, his fart was as loud as the emperor's, like a firecracker.

He didn't dare say that.

The emperor frowned and farted loudly like a firecracker.

The court officials standing below, did they hear a fart? A cannon? It came from above, and when they looked up, they saw the emperor.

Could it be...? I dare not think about it.

The emperor let out another loud fart, as loud as a firecracker. "If you have something to say, report it!"

The court officials standing below screamed in their hearts, it was the emperor, it was the emperor who farted.

A dragon's fart is as loud as a firecracker.

The hall was filled with an indescribable smell.

The court officials all held their hands and stood below without changing their expressions.

What did the emperor eat this morning? It stinks.

Dragon farts are also smelly.

……

The prince was summoning the imperial physician at the prince's residence.

After the imperial physician examined the prince's pulse, he asked, "Your Highness, do you feel any gas in your stomach?"

The prince felt a stream of air in his stomach rushing backwards. He tried to squeeze it in, but it wouldn't come out.

Puff—a loud fart like a firecracker came out of the butt.

She yelled in rage, "You are talking nonsense, I am not farting because I have gas in my stomach.

Heal me quickly."

The imperial physician clenched his hands hard, trying to resist the urge to cover his nose.

What did the prince eat? It stinks.

"Your Highness, I will prescribe the prescription right away."

The prince felt another gust of air rushing towards him, and he squeezed hard. The chair was lifted by the prince's force and made a noise.

It was not clamped tightly, and puff - another loud fart like a firecracker came out.

The prince urged anxiously, "Why don't you go and write a prescription while you are still here?"

The imperial physician hurried to write a prescription.

As soon as I went out, I covered my nose.

No, I put my hand down and took a breath of the fresh air outside. It was refreshing.

……

Jin Xiuxiu told Shikonglun that the little white dog stayed in Kyoto.

The little white dog of the Time and Space Wheel went to raid Duke Xiao’s mansion.

At night, the warehouse, furniture, decorations, and kitchen of Duke Xiao's mansion were all cleared out.

When he left, he gave the heroine Xiao Liuliu a pair of big red nose bags as a gift.

Then he went to retrieve the things that were found during the day when the Beihou Mansion was confiscated.

The things in Beihou Mansion must not be given to the dog emperor and the prince for free.

Took them all back.