Chapter 806: Unaware of Priesthood
Chapter 806: Unaware of Priesthood
At this time, in the Cammack continent, Chen Cheng, who caused all this turmoil, was still unaware of it. When he saw the yellow sand desert in front of him, he knew that he was back.
At this moment, he heard that familiar voice in his ears.
"Hey, you little brat, why are you hugging the Snow Girl so perverted? And where are your clothes?"
At this time, Chen Cheng came to his senses and looked at himself, and found that he was not holding an egg, but a snowball.
And at this time he was still naked.
Chen Cheng put down the snowball that the Snow Girl had transformed into, and then immediately tried to open the space ring. It was obvious that this world had no restrictions on supernatural powers. He took out the clothes inside and put them on immediately.
After Chen Cheng put on his clothes, he looked at Squidward and Sheli.
Squidward at this moment was completely different from the lively and energetic man he was when he left. If Chen Cheng didn't know that this guy was Squidward, he would have thought he was a dried octopus.
Sheli also looked disheveled, but his eyes were still sharp, and in his hand was the King's Sword that was given to him when he left.
"Water, brat! Hurry up and get some water from your space ring! I'm almost dying of thirst here with you."
There was no water bag in Chen Cheng's space ring. Instead, he took out a magic crystal engraved with water-gathering magic, activated the magic power of the magic crystal, and immediately a huge water ball quickly took shape. Then Chen Cheng separated a water ball and threw it to Squidward.
He put the rest into the long-dried water bag discarded on the ground, and then handed it to Sheli, saying:
"It's okay now, drink some water."
Sheli took the water bag and immediately started drinking it in big gulps.
As for Squidward, he wanted to curse at Chen Cheng.
"You little bastard, if you don't give me a basin to catch it, who will be responsible if it spills?"
Chen Cheng picked up the King's Sword that Sheli had placed on the ground and responded:
"Of course it's your fault if it spills. Who told you to call me a pervert?"
Squidward stretched his mouth wide open, swallowed the water ball in one gulp, and then attacked Chen Cheng from behind.
However, before his sneak attack could succeed, Chen Cheng punched him directly in the face, knocking him away.
Squidward rolled around in the desert for a few rounds, stood up, shook off the sand on his body, and then walked up to Chen Cheng with eyes wide open in disbelief and said:
"How is that possible? Even if your realm has been elevated, you shouldn't be able to use your domain here. How did you find and hit me just now?"
Squidward said while grabbing Chen Cheng's hand.
However, the next moment, before he could react, another sudden punch knocked Squidward away again.
Chen Cheng just shook his hands, then looked at Sheli and said:
"How long have you been waiting for me here?"
"Seven months and six days, that is, two hundred and sixteen days."
Hearing Sheli's answer, Chen Cheng frowned, because this time was exactly the same as the time he stayed on Blue Star in 24 years.
Chen Cheng never doubted that there would be a time difference, such as one year in a mission and one day or one month here.
However, he never expected that the two times would be synchronized.
Perhaps this is nothing to be surprised about for most people, but it is different for Chen Cheng, who is well-informed.
Time is actually a physical concept, and the time we perceive is determined by the relative position and movement of the planet and the stars in its own galaxy.
Of course, this involves a lot of astronomical knowledge, but these are not important, because unless this world is the same galaxy and the same planet, or the speed of the star system has been artificially corrected, it is impossible for two places with exactly the same stars to exist.
And this problem did not arise today, but was discovered by Chen Cheng a long time ago, such as the acceleration of gravity and other issues. It’s just that there was no control group at that time. This time he traveled back in time, and he was able to confirm it after having a control.
"What are you thinking about, brat?"
At some point, Squidward crawled back again, and this time he climbed directly onto Chen Cheng's shoulder.
Chen Cheng's thoughts were interrupted by him. He frowned and finally shook his head.
Maybe I was overthinking it, because according to the grandfather paradox, it was impossible for him to travel through time. Maybe this was a way to modify the rules.
Then Chen Cheng looked at Squidward on his shoulder and said:
"When did you climb up? Now we are going back, why don't you go back to the space pocket?"
However, Squidward didn't want to get down, but raised his eyebrows at Chen Cheng. Of course, he didn't have eyebrows, he just raised his upper eyelids, so Chen Cheng thought he was raising his eyebrows.
"What are you doing?"
"Boy, haven't you completed the sequence to become a god? Now is the perfect time. Show me what divine duties you have mastered. Maybe I can even give you some tips on your future development direction."
Although Chen Cheng didn't know what this stinky octopus was up to, he was very curious about what kind of divine position he had obtained.
"How do I look at this thing?"
Chen Cheng suddenly remembered that he didn't know how to view his own priesthood, so he looked directly at Squidward on his shoulder and asked.
However, Squidward was completely dumbfounded. Who in this world has ever heard of a god who doesn't know his own duties?
This is just as ridiculous as an employee not knowing what he is doing at work.
Yet such nonsense happened.
Squidward slid down from Chen Cheng's shoulder and crawled away for a while. Just when Chen Cheng thought he would keep him in suspense and tell him the solution, Squidward pointed his tentacles at him and started swearing.
Squidward chattered away, cursing all of Chen Cheng's ancestors, young and old, regardless of gender, from his past life, present life, and even his next life.
Chen Cheng reacted quickly and chased after him with the Sword of King in his hand.
"Don't run away, you dead octopus. If I don't chop you into pieces today, I'll be yours."
Damn, Chen Cheng was almost pissed to death by Octopus Brother. He just asked a question, and no one told him about his divine duties. This dead octopus actually cursed his eight generations of ancestors just because of this.
Sheli looked at the two people, one chasing and the other fleeing, and shook his head.
He finally realized that Squidward and Chen Cheng could not meet, otherwise the two guys would start fighting after just a few words.
Of course, this chase ended with Chen Cheng winning and Squidward giving in.
Looking at the two tentacles that had been chopped into pieces and stir-fried in the pan until they became fragrant, tears of sadness flowed uncontrollably from the corners of his mouth.
With a gurgling sound, the lid of the pot was opened and a pot of fragrant octopus seafood noodles was ready.
Squidward wiped the sad tears from the corners of his mouth, and was the first to pick up a bowl and fill it up a big bowl.
While eating seafood noodles, Chen Cheng looked at Squidward and said:
"You were not just trying to trick me when you begged for mercy. If I found out, Sheli and I would be eating grilled octopus."
Squidward swallowed the noodles and said:
"Don't worry, there's no way I'd lie to you about this. There really is an instrument out there that can detect what kind of priest you are. Yes, that's the instrument."
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